Bad drawings, terrible jokes. Updated Wednesdays.

I side with The Dude on the topic of the Eagles, even if I have to get out of your peaceful cab.

I side with The Dude on the topic of the Eagles, even if I have to get out of your peaceful cab.

Really. I’ve never seen a face take up so much real estate.

Really. I’ve never seen a face take up so much real estate.

I walked past a sketchy foot massage place the other day, and got the shudders thinking about having to touch strangers’ feet (assuming that’s all they touch). Then I saw a freaky chart like this in the window and got skeeved out even more somehow. Not just because there is an intestine in your foot, either.
Also, I just wanted to spell “grody” in internet.

I walked past a sketchy foot massage place the other day, and got the shudders thinking about having to touch strangers’ feet (assuming that’s all they touch). Then I saw a freaky chart like this in the window and got skeeved out even more somehow. Not just because there is an intestine in your foot, either.

Also, I just wanted to spell “grody” in internet.

What I always think of when I hear the word hippocampus. Worst college.

What I always think of when I hear the word hippocampus. Worst college.

Banana babies freak me out.

Banana babies freak me out.

Chimpmunk. Very cute, but very dangerous. Probably also an egregious jam band. 

Chimpmunk. Very cute, but very dangerous. Probably also an egregious jam band. 

Oh, I can keep doing this for a while.

Oh, I can keep doing this for a while.

The Turdus turdus is a fascinating creature.

The Turdus turdus is a fascinating creature.

Pop Tartis. Even I groaned at this one.

Pop Tartis. Even I groaned at this one.